hello? is it me you're looking for?
k, we have only two simple rules.
1. laugh.
2. post the awful dating app profiles you run across with a song that corresponds to said dating app profile.
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31 / F / US
Hello, of course I'm looking! First of all, I am looking for like-minded people who are interested in photography. https://travelfreak.com/travel-photography-gear/ here I found the ideal equipment for extreme photos. The choice of equipment for travel photography depends on your preferences and budget, as well as the type of tourism you prefer.
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18 / F / US
Tinder - A widely used dating app that allows users to swipe right or left on potential matches.
Bumble - A dating app that requires women to initiate conversations with matches.
Hinge - A dating app that focuses on creating meaningful connections between users. https://mapsdirections.io/mapquest-directions
22 / F / US
Friday Night Funkin' https://fnfunkin.onl is also very addictive and interesting. Controlling the character and executing button presses to the beat of the music creates a unique and challenging game experience.
In addition, the game also has a variety of levels, from easy to difficult, ensuring that players will have many different levels to challenge their skills and reflexes.
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40 / M / PT
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40 / M / PT
Atheist and pagan? well...
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by Sonic_Surfer
@NoCountryAllowed wrote:
Definitely a hard pass if you are vaccinated, Liberal, have multiple baby daddy's. Have a non natural hair color like pink or purple or something like that by choice, and find any of what I said offensive.Non vaccinated is the new STD free. Yup. It's a thing.When a man has standards he is shamed. When a woman does she is empowered.So much for feminism and equality. You want a man that is 6' or taller. I want a woman who isn't fat as shit.Women want a man with a real future and a man wants a woman without a whore past.
Definitely a hard pass if you are vaccinated, Liberal, have multiple baby daddy's. Have a non natural hair color like pink or purple or something like that by choice, and find any of what I said offensive.Non vaccinated is the new STD free. Yup. It's a thing.When a man has standards he is shamed. When a woman does she is empowered.So much for feminism and equality. You want a man that is 6' or taller. I want a woman who isn't fat as shit.Women want a man with a real future and a man wants a woman without a whore past.
"definitely a hard pass...".... well, the hard pass works both ways! LOL
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@Existential_Worm wrote:
@NoCountryAllowed wrote:I'm looking for a woman who is willing to vomit food, it's also okay if she's bulimic.. no problem. like beans, pasta, etc. while my member is in your mouth if you like, let's agree for a private meeting. I like these things. I'm a pig and I'm not at all ashamed to write what I want to do with a woman God, my psyche is too weak for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NoCountryAllowed wrote:I'm looking for a woman who is willing to vomit food, it's also okay if she's bulimic.. no problem. like beans, pasta, etc. while my member is in your mouth if you like, let's agree for a private meeting. I like these things. I'm a pig and I'm not at all ashamed to write what I want to do with a woman God, my psyche is too weak for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same. i'm drained from the stupidity, but still enjoying it through everyone else.
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by nonamenumber1
33 / F / PH
ah dating apps lol I have found out that people who write that they are musician blah blah or have usernames like <blank>guitarist, <blank>drummer etc. usually suck! You click on the link they've provided and voila! garbage 'music' and mediocre as f*ck.
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by jigglypuff
34 / F / RU
@NoCountryAllowed wrote:
I'm looking for a woman who is willing to vomit food, it's also okay if she's bulimic.. no problem. like beans, pasta, etc. while my member is in your mouth if you like, let's agree for a private meeting. I like these things. I'm a pig and I'm not at all ashamed to write what I want to do with a woman
I'm looking for a woman who is willing to vomit food, it's also okay if she's bulimic.. no problem. like beans, pasta, etc. while my member is in your mouth if you like, let's agree for a private meeting. I like these things. I'm a pig and I'm not at all ashamed to write what I want to do with a woman
God, my psyche is too weak for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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